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It wasn't me trapped in a toilet for 4 days
A few people have been in touch to enquire whether the BBC news report about a bloke who apparently shares my name (albeit with a slightly different surname spelling, but that doesn't really come across in the radio report I heard last night) and had the misfortune to be stuck in a toilet for four days when the door handle broke, was in fact me. No, it wasn't me, but thanks for the concern anyway.